Colon stone (n.): Stubborn fecal matter days overdue.
Person 1 [hasn't pooped in days]: Owie. It hurts.
Person 2: Did you pass your colon stone yet?
(Persons 1 and 2 are completely fictional. Any resemblence to people you might know is completely coincidental.)
27/10/2008 at 10:00 pm Permalink
This cracks me up! Colon stone….I think you have your doctoral thesis!